Functional Penis Shoe Puts a Dildo on Your Foot

Saturday September 18, 2010

I live in New York. Late at night and after a certain amount of disagreement, it's not uncommon for someone to offer placing their foot up into a very private place.

Now, here's a shoe that can enhance that experience. Or make it worse -- depending on which end of the shoe you're on, or how you feel about these things.

The shoe was created in 1995 by British designer Vivienne Westwood, and is part of "Vivienne Westwood Shoes: An Exhibition 1973- 2010" taking place at the Selfridges Ultralounge department store in London.

Obviously, Brits have a more interesting idea of "department store" than we do.

Hey, at least I found the perfect shoe for Jonah Falcon.

Jonah, if the shoe fits...

See more of this kind of thing in Very Kinky.

And for a better look at the ultimate "F--K Me" pumps, check out weird photo extravaganza.

Air Sex Championships: Men & Women Simulate Their Favorite Positions

Just when we thought we were pretty educated on what's out there....

It doesn't take much imagination to guess what act this woman is simulating... and it's not stealing gasoline.

This is one of the competitors at the Air Sex World Championships event in Austin, Texas at the Alamo Drafthouse.

Mickey Mouse Man at Air Sex Championships: Austin

Here's something you won't see in the Disney Vault... Mickey Mouse gets in on the "act" at the Air Sex World Championships.

Should we call this Mouse Style? And how does Minnie feel about this?

I'm not sure if this is enticing or frightening, but I think it's time to break out the power sander. Home Depot has never looked so filthy: You can "do it," we can help.

This is one of the contestants at the Air Sex World Championships at the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Texas in June 2009.

Let your imagine run wild, because there are so many was to answer so many questions: What's he doing? Who's he doing it to? Where is he doing it? And what's the cape for?

If that's his "O" face, you have to wonder how many women run screaming from the room. This howling contestant puts his own spin on copulation at the Air Sex World Championships in Austin, Texas.

Orgasmic performance at the Air Sex World Championships

There's a whole lotta lust going on here as this woman puts on a show of orgasmic proportions at the Air Sex World Championships.

Worlds Fastest Pumpkin Carver

This guys has got some talent. He's on record for carving a full ton of pumpkins in 3 hours, 33 mins, 49 sec. His name is Stephen Clarke. He set this record at Harrah's Casino Resort in Atlantic City 2008

Stephen also carries a variety of other records.