Anyone under the age of 21 who takes out household trash containing even a single empty alcohol beverage container can be charged with illegal possession of alcohol in Missouri.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a recipe for making beer that can be used at home.
In Saskatchewan, Canada, it's illegal to drink alcohol while watching exotic dancers.
The celery stick....came to be in the 60's during a party at the ambassador hotel in Chicago, As Bloody Mary's were passed around, the bartender ran out of swizzle sticks and one swizzeless socialite grabbed a celery stick from a passing tray and stuck in her drink. The Maitre D noticed and made it a standard garnish....
Tricks of the trade.......
Sipping your drink through a straw increases your alcohol to oxygen ratio which in turn gets tha booze to your brain faster...
Good news a strong drink absorbs slower than a regular one because the valve to your stomach closes from shock as soon as a high spirit proof hits....then it leeks in slowly!!
Carbonated mixers dilute your drinks but it actually increases your alcohol digestion by up to 70 %!! WOWSA!!
Hair of the Dog!!!
The phrase first apperaed in English in 1546!! Originally referring to the medieval belief that a dog bite can be cured by laying a few hairs from the dog across the wound!! This cure was phased out based on the fact that is idiotic but the name carried on as a metaphor for drinking!!! hahahaha hilarious!
If you put a raisin in a glass of Champagne it will sink to the bottom and then rise to the top over and over again!
The term for an insatiable craving for alcohol is ``DIPSOMANIA``!!! Does that make us dipsomaniacs?
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