On the evening of my Christmas party, I saw so many things:
12 guests a-vomiting
11 cousins crying
10 bowls a-breaking
9 policemen a-warning us about the noise level
8 ladies dancing. Naked.
7 cups of eggnog a-spilling on my $8000 antique Oriental rug (dammit!)
6 hundred dollars a-spent on bottles of RC cola that no one drank
5 RECYCLLLLLED GIIIIIIIFTS!
4 calls to the ER
3 mental breakdowns
2 stray dogs
...and Keith Partridge on my now broken TV
Hahahaha
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